TOP MODEL RECAP

This week on ANTM…gladiators???? Ok well I guess… you know, when in Rome… do as the Romans… and knock a bitch out…

The girls show up to the Roman ruins only two find some beefy women wiping a few men’s asses… (Queue in random gladiator man in tight gray top) I was so distracted by his erect nipples that I almost missed that he was going to teach the remaining 5 girls how to be graceful while cutting a man’s head off. Take note men, do not mess with any of these chicks… they will fuck you up

Anyway I didn’t really know what to make of the whole situation. I guess I figured this was some kind of posing challenge. I thought Miss J and J Alexander were asking for much when they expected the ladies to be modelesque posing with their swords and beating against some ragged looking shield in outfits that look more like Zena Princess Warrior, then the gladiator of Rome. As the challenge wore on, it was obvious that Fatima was throwing the challenge, she was tripping everywhere, I was shocked she didn’t stick the sword in her eye. After the dust settled, Whitney won the challenge and the shopping spree, and chose to take Anya with her. I guess this is sort of like Anya’s 3rd win in a row, and she didn’t even have to compete.

I guess they are running out of photographers because this week Tyra took the pictures. I don’t know what theme was this week, but they all looked like hot tranny mess, not just Dominique, because she manages that all on her own, but they all did. Big hair, too much makeup, loud clothes I mean I guess that high fashion but it still looked like the trannies went to the circus at that photo shoot.

At panel it was a close race. While the judges did have some good things to say about all the models, it was clear that two of them where just a day late and a dollar short. While Whitney’s personality makes her a great spokesperson for Cover Girl, she posed more like a Playboy pinup than a high fashion model; and Katarzyna does give good face, unfortunately this week she failed to connect to the camera with her eyes and well is pretty forgettable. The panel felt that Whitney’s win at the challenge gave her more potential and sent Katarzyna packing. Oh well, as bad as I felt for the girl, I know by next week I would have forgotten all about her.