Well here we go with another thrilling episode of ANTM. I’m starting to think that some of these girls are illiterate. I mean what happened to just one person reading the Tyra mail. I’m really starting to miss that.
Tonight’s challenge took place at the Fire Station. As the models arrived so did Ms .J down the fire pole. There was something about him sliding down a miscellaneous pole that just seems to fit. The model hopefuls then practiced their runway walks in front a crowd of mediocre looking NYC fireman. Leaving me wondering why I thought all firemen are hot in the first place. The worst walkers of the day were definitely Lauren, who clopped more than she walked, then Fatima, that as Ms. Jay said, walked like a Clydesdale (and for those who don’t know that’s a horse), and lastly Ms. Skip-to-my-loo Amis (why girl, why).
Unfortunately the only real drama was over the bathroom. I guess that’s what you get when you stick 11 women in one house with 3 bathrooms. One of the girls had a problem being naked in front of the other models. What?! Does she think that at a real runway shows each model has there own individual dressing rooms? Ummm sorry sweetheart, there is nothing you have that the other 10 ladies don’t.
Tonight’s photo shoot confused me. The ladies shot in the meat packing district in NY pretty much in the meat cooler. They actually had to wear the meat and make it look couture and “provocative”. Someone needs to tell Jay Emanuel that there is nothing sexy about a skinless, headless rack of lamb. Has Tyra run out of designers to use or sexy locations? I was just not impressed, more turned off actually.
Judging was pretty formulaic. The girls lined up as Tyra repeats the same line she has been reciting since the last 10 cycles of ANTM. But this time Tyra sang it. Wow, thanks for switching it up. And don’t you feel like when Tyra is giving out advice for the models, it’s more of a way to prove that she’s still got it as a model. Tyra just stop! Unfortunately, tonight was it was Amis (looking a hot mess) who bit the dust. Ta Ta Amis… Oh by the way 1983 called, they want their head band back…
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It killed me when Jay Emanuel came out at the photo shoot - he looked like he just stepped out of the future. Is it me or does he only seem to wear white head to toe these days?
Amis couldn't even brush her hair for panel. And that headband wasn't helping anyone.
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