Top Model Recap (I KNOW ITS A LITTLE LATE.....BETTER LATE THEN NEVER:)

So tonight’s ANTM brought us the return of the ninja, and not just any ninja but … BENNY NINJA!!! Someone tell Tyra to put this guy in the competition to blow these bitches out the water. Okay back to model talk…

Tonight’s drama came early when Dominique (in the third person of course) missed her phone time and blamed it Whitney. I mean really Dominique…that shit is on you. So during the argument Whitney throws out that that Dominique is uneducated. Dominique retaliates that Whitney is racist towards everybody, I love when people prove they are not racist because they have a friend of another race. Talk about talking out of you big ass… Lord please tell Miss Whitney AKA Ms Anna Nicole reject that when Stacey Ann called her fat she meant F-A-T not P-H-A-T unless it was referring to Pretty Heavy All the Time.

So today’s challenge was a Pose Off with the winning team getting free gifts… so very anti climatic. So Whitney is does the split and a few girls picked the legs off the floor and back bends galore. Really no one looked good doing any of the posing; it was a bit awkward actually. So the winning team was Claire, Whitney, Marvita and Katarsyna. I found it funny how Claire was the winner of the challenge overall yet she lost in the Pose off challenge to Dominique.

Tonight Marvita has an epiphany… she might be too ghetto for this competition. Ummm… just the for competition Marvita???

Picture Time!!! Paint Paint and more Paint… I hope that shit was non toxic. Well tonight was all about beauty shots. Some were able to cut the mustard and some were some big ol flops. I couldn’t help but be distracted by all that paint and them messing up all those nice accessories though...tragic

Just like in every ANTM we have arrived at the judging. I still can’t get over that Fatima does not shave her pits… Ummm sister you are not in Africa it’s ok to take a razor to those under arms… NASTY… and I just about fell out of my chair when Lauren revealed that someone stole her dime store pumps… hehehehe… girls you know you traded them for chewing tobacco. So tonight it came between Marvita and Whitney… unfortunately for Marvita its back to the hood for her… I think Prep School is in order