TOP MODEL RECAP

Watch out… it’s about to be a girl fight… ok well maybe not. It’s not like any of these Top Model wanabees are going to take it to the streets. Calling each other bitches and throwing the F-bombs is as far as it can go. Lauren followed the Top Model blasting formula to the tee when she blasted Fatima after dumping Fatima’s coffee in the sink. That’s right, this psycho and lost her mind when Fatima wanted an apology. I mean come on ladies no reason crying over spilled milk… or in this case spilled coffee

For this weeks challenge the girls went on Go-sees… I guess this is a perfect time for some shameless product placement and designer plug in. Queue Sprint cell phone, now Pamela Rolland and Shoshanna Grus clothing line, it was almost comical but what made it all better was watching some of theses girls get there ego taken down a notch. First was Whitney when she found out that sometimes big girls can’t get no love, then Lauren when the designer described her walk as “horse walking”. Somehow under all this cattiness Stacey and her team of Claire, Whitney and Dominique won a photo shoot with 17 Magazine.

At the photo shoot’s theme was movement. I hope that some of these models have insurance because Tyra had the girls pose in an inch of water suspended up high resting on saran wrap. Besides being potentially dangerous, it was nice to see some of the models take on the challenge head on… literally. Especially Claire who took a dive head first onto the plastic; I think I saw her head bounce.

At judging the claws came out. I think I’m going to start watching the show just to get some good material to use on the streets. I mean you can’t get any better than “weird European tackiness” or “full figured fetus”. Aside from all the dissing that went on there was some business to conduct, and Claire and Lauren were in the bottom two. Unfortunately for Claire, she fell a little show and was sent packing… Sorry gal... I guess it’s back to breast feeding and dirty diapers for you.